Games I really like :3

It doesn't take much to turn 'Impossible' into 'I'm possible.' -Gitaroo Man, 2001

How to become game developer

  1. Download GameMaker
  2. Learn really bad practices from poorly written tutorials from 2007
  3. Screw around with I Wanna Be the Engine and continue learning bad practices
  4. GameMaker isn't actually designed around Object-Oriented Programming, so continue learning bad practices because GameMaker is just a bad engine
  5. Participate in game jams
  6. Go to college and actually learn to program
  7. Participate in more game jams
  8. Experience the varying traumas of adulthood
  9. Experience the love of polyamorous queer relationships
  10. Experience burnout and lose your job
  11. You didn't have the time nor focus to make any more games for the past 4 years
  12. Can you really call yourself a game developer, you hack?
  13. Give up on your dreams
  14. Download Godot
  15. Just make fan games
    • You can use tons of premade assets this way and you don't even have to come up with new game design.
    • You can just focus on the development aspect of creating games.
    • Sure, you won't be able to profit off your work, but you weren't going to make a profit already since it's not like you're actually working on your "dream project" anyway.
  16. Okay now you have a usable codebase, so you can actually work on your dream project
  17. Also remake Void Stranger as a Game Boy ROM using assembly programming purely for the joy of learning new things
  18. ???
  19. Profit!

Kirby 64 Abilities

Burning Needle Spark Cutter Ice Bomb Stone
Burning Comet Fire Arrows Tinder Sheet Flaming Sword Melting Ice Fireworks Volcano
Needle Fire Arrows Swiss Army Knife Lightning Rod Venus Fly Trap Crystal Snowflake Gordo Drill
Spark Tinder Sheet Lightning Rod Spark Rings Lightsaber Refrigerator Light Bulb Rock Yo-yo
Cutter Flaming Sword Venus Fly Trap Lightsaber Serrated Cutter Ice Skates Shuriken Sculpture
Ice Melting Ice Crystal Snowflake Refrigerator Ice Skates Snowball Snowman Curling Stone
Bomb Fireworks Gordo Light Bulb Shuriken Snowman Missiles Dynamite
Stone Volcano Drill Rock Yo-yo Sculpture Curling Stone Dynamite Big Stone

Adventure Game Scenario

CONSOLE: Before you stands the sexy cool evil computer scientist villain who stole all your girlfriends. She taunts you with stories about being better in bed than you and delivers a cheesy one-liner about "setting your number of girlfriends to 0." What will you do?

USER INPUT: fuck you

CONSOLE: You don't know how to fuck.

LGBTQIA+ Glossary

Lesbian
A woman or femme who loves other women or femmes.
Gay
A sexual orientation in which a person loves people of the same gender.
Often used as a catch-all term for any gender or sexual minority.
Bisexual
A sexual orientation in which a person loves people with genders like their own and people with genders unlike their own.
Bi-directional
An HTML tag that can be used to display text in reverse.
Not actually an LGBTQIA+ term.
Transgender
The state of having transitioned from one gender to another.
Queer
Another catch-all term for any gender or sexual minority.
Questioning
The state of not being certain what one's gender or sexual orientation is and being open to trying new things.
Intersex
The state of having been born with characteristics that don't fully align with the male or female sexes.
Asexual
A sexual orientation in which a person does not experience sexual attraction to others.
Gender Sex
What I had with your mom last night 😎
Yes I made this joke twice I'm sorry

An article about women

Why are women pretty?

women pretty and give me head scritchies -Beamy, 2025

Have you ever wondered, why are women so dang pretty? In this article, I shall detail what makes women so nice to look at.

Women have pretty hair and cute dresses and cool makeup and can wear flowers in their hair and wear floral print and I just like the shape of women and I like being a woman because it means I get to be pretty and I love women because I'm gay. I love women who have cool spikes and belts and flannel and leather and straps and piercings and tattoos and big boots with tall heels because I'm a dyke.

Women historically were also socialized to care about their appearances more than men. You have decades of patriarchy to thank for that. Women used to not be able to have their own bank accounts or own property, so they had to find a man who could provide for them. Now that women are becoming more equal to men, women don't have to be pretty to survive, but years of misogyny have conditioned men and women alike to be more critical of women who don't conform to high beauty standards. So, women are conditioned to keep up their appearances to maintain their social status. I'm sure I'm simplifying things and missing tons of feminist analysis, but that's the jist.

In conclusion, this conclusion is in the footer of this article. Footer? I barely know her! Haha! Dykes with big boots please step on me

HTML Notes

The h1 tag should only be used once as the main heading of the page.

This sentence is in a div. This sentence is in the same div, but it's also in its own span.
        Let's check out how preformatted text works!
        Look!      Multiple spaces!!!
        I wonder if the code indentation is gonna be all screwy.
  Oh yeah, that's screwy. Let's remove the indentation. Cool beans.

Spanning cells table example that I took from HTML Dog

Column 1 heading Column 2 heading Column 3 heading
Row 2, cell 1 Row 2, cell 2, also spanning Row 2, cell 3
Row 3, cell 1, also spanning Row 4, cell 1 Row 3, cell 2 Row 3, cell 3
Row 4, cell 2 Row 4, cell 3

Thanks, HTML Dog!

Gay Form

What is your stage name?

What are your favorite genders?

What is your favorite letter in the acronym LGBTQIA+ ?

L

G

B

T

Q

I

A

Who is the hottest prosecutor?

This form currently doesn't do anything btw

"Contact" "Info"

  • Phone number: 555-555-5555
  • Email: example@hotmail.com

No, this is not real contact information.